Near the place we went to eat dinner, there’s a couple of wooden posts that are in the water, not out too deep but in enough water (maybe up to knees/calves?). Anyway, I went on them with some persuasion from my family, and fell down and got soaked.

There were children a third of my age there who were dry as a bone. I was soaking wet. My family thought it was hysterical–– me, not so much.